So much for No Drama Obama. He should have called me for advice on this one. I would have said, “Button it up dude, and move on.” And If he pressed on, I would have recounted the horrific details of countless ugly, beer-soaked fights–many involving tears, some involving slaps–that my friends and I have had over the years. The horrific details probably would have derailed the “Beer Summit” slated for later today on the White House Lawn.
Oh well, what do I know.

A more fitting handshake for the White House lawn
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